A New Start

It's 2011, and it's already the last day of January.

Time flies.

Since I'm REEEEAAAALLLY lazy these days, I don't think I'm gonna say much. I'll just say what's been up and happening. Very concisely.

- It's 2011.
- School started again.
- Tons of homework (literally).
- Tried playing Call of Duty.
- A caterpillar called Paul McCartney died last Friday.

- A melon called Mr. Cantaloupe Head died today.
- My turtles are living their lives.
- Science teacher demonstrated how pitcher plant lives off bat sh*t. (Yes, she said bat sh*t. Excrement/poo/crap would have been nicer. I'm just saying.)

This is what I learned in 2011:

- You can read books ANYWHERE.
- Mexican houses are great for chilling.
- Enzymes are like yellow pudding.

- Just smile and nod.

- No one reads my blog. (Sad face)

Since it's 2011, how about I start again?
Hello.
My name is Jae.
Welcome to my blog.

The End of 2010

If you are reading this, I love you.
I really don't know if anyone reads my blog anyway.

So let's start with Thanksgiving.
Unfortunately, I didn't have any turkey. The closest thing to a turkey that I ate was a hamburger.
My family went to Orlando, where we decided to go to Animal Kingdom. Now, theres a big rollercoaster (and the only one there) called the 'Expedition (insert name of tallest mountain here)'.

My brother (who is tiny, almost 6 years old) wanted to go on the rollercoaster. My mom kept trying to convince him he was to short, but fortunately, he was 1cm taller than the height limit. Even while standing in the huge line, my mom kept trying to convince him that he could get out of line now. He refused.

10 minutes later, we're on the rollercoaster.
My brother wants to get off.



After getting off, my brother said something about not going on rollercoasters ever again. I thought it was funny.


Enough about the past. What about the now?
Well, first of all, it's December, meaning the end of the year is approaching.
I just came back from finishing my midterm exams, meaning I am now officially in vacations. I'm planning on chilling, sleeping, and eating (and whatever resulting from the eating).

Christmas is also approaching, and that's surely a plus!
I'm sure Santa will get me something this year... I've been a good boy.


Also, it's the birthday of one of my friends!
You might recognize her from my previous drawings.
She moved away to the States recently but I don't hate her.

Happy birthday.



Anyways, that was the last post of the year 2010.
God, I still remember when I started blogging on February.
Biggest mistake ever.

2011, here I come!

Technology Kills

Hello!!
It's November and our year is almost over.

It seems like yesterday when we couldn't believe it was 2010, but guess what? 2011 is coming up. (and of course, after that would be 2012 and the end of the world.)

So anyways, Halloween was fun.
Believe it or not, I went trick or treating.
Yes, I know, I'm Asian.
No, you're never to old to go trick or treating.

I dressed up as a hippie, and I was probably the first Korean hippie in the history of mankind (and hippies).

Since I ran out of things to say about Halloween, I'll now talk about the relation between homework and technology. (Yes, I know. Awkward transition.)

Don't you hate it when you're trying to do homework and... OMG! A Frontbook notification!
After about one hour of meaningless Frontbook surfing, you try to resume homework, when your friend starts chatting with you. You start chatting for approximately two more hours, usually about funny videos or crushes.
Finally, you can finish that homework, but no. MeTube videos have distracted you, and you start watching videos, going from related video to related video. After another hour of 'just one more video', you try to do your homework, but your sleepiness overwhelms you, and you decide to do your homework the next day in school.

Oh, and you never finish that homework.

Technology is the ultimate distraction.

Believe it or not, SkyNet from the Terminator series is real. Technology is already dominating and controlling human beings by giving them ADHD (or something of the sort). But then, we can't remove the technology from our lives either. Imagine a life without viral videos, field trip photos, and random gossip about teenage vampires and British wizards. I personally would go crazy after a week without the internet. The destruction of the internet would lead to the end of the world.

Technology kills. (I love it)
Now we know what will happen in 2012.

Sleeptalking and Faceplanting

Fun things happened these days.

Recently, I went over to my friend's house for a sleepover. We watched a movie, played poker, and went to sleep. Nothing out of the ordinary, really (except for the part where we went to sleep).

Next morning, my friends started bragging about how I was sleep talking. Something about a strawberry, and a bunch of words that were meaningless. They also claim to have heard me getting scared by the alarm. I don't remember any of this, but I wasn't really surprised. My mom sometimes wakes me up at night, telling me I was screaming my donkey off, looking for a 'Marco'. All right. Totally cool.

Here's another fun event that happened: a faceplant.

Faceplant (AKA nose dive) is the act of falling on your face in a humurous fashion; the act of planting your face on the ground.

Anyways, my friend decided to go get this ball inside a hockey court. He jumped over the fence, threw the ball out, and then tried to jump back out. You see, the keyword here, is 'tried'.

The moment he noticed he tripped, it was too late.
He was already making his descent towards the concrete floor.











To make a long story short, he wasn't seriously hurt.
However, I have to admit, it was quite funny.

Today's lesson?
Don't pretend to be Mexican...
...unless you're a Mexican.

Now don't get offended. It's a compliment. AND A JOKE.

Forgetfulness + Laziness = ?

Hello!
Long time no post! (3 months?)

Well, you see, I had forgotten about my blog.
About last month, a friend came up to me and asked why I wasn't posting anymore. I'm sorry. I think I mentioned it before in one of the posts, but I'll say it again. I have terrible memory. The fact that I have a blog is forgettable, just like any other thing. That's how memory works. You see, you remember, you forget.


Ah. During the 3 month period of which I haven't drawn me, I kinda forgot how I drew me. Hopefully it's similar, but I'm not happy with it.

Anyway, some might be wondering why I'm posting now if I was reminded last month. In a nutshell, I'm lazy.

I kept on saying
"Ah, later, later..."
or
"Maybe tomorrow..."
or
"I'll do it someday..."


...and again, that's just how life is. You get lazy.
Now don't tell me you're not lazy. Get a life.

...and just kidding. :)

I'll try to post at least one post every month...
...or at least remember.


Forgetfulness + Laziness = Fun
Forgetfulness + Laziness = Life
Forgetfulness + Laziness = Jae

Fly, Soda, Fly

Today was a rather normal Friday. It WAS.
Today was one of my friend's birthday (It's Sunday, but we had a surprise party today). We lured him to a park, where we surprised him, and then ate pizza and soda. When we were done, there was an extra big bottle of soda left. This Mexican decided to carry it.

This guy, (who was obviously not the brightest lightbulb in the house) decided to shake the soda, so that whoever got to open it next would be in for a surprise. Well, more of a bath. Whatever.

So we were going to the theater to watch a movie. We were crossing the street, and the Mexican pretended that the soda bottle was some sort of baseball bat.

Then, he dropped the bottle.

Pop went the bottle cap at the moment of impact.











The bottle went flying, while using it's pressurized soda as rocket fuel. It hit a car and went skyrocketing, only to fall again later and to get stepped by all cars after that.

The driver of the car that got hit by the bottle got confused of what just hit his car, and stopped after driving a couple of yards more. Then, it just went, as if nothing happened.

Everyone clapped.
It was truly awesome.

Today's lesson: Don't trust a Mexican with something.


Just kidding. Mexico is awesome too.

Be Happy

※ This post is a filler. ※

May is over.
Vacations are only two weeks away!


I'm so happy.
Hope everyone else is happy too.
Be happy.

Have a happy June everyone!