Screw It.

I was planning on writing a proper post today...
But it's Sunday. I'm tired. Screw it...





...sorry.

Science is Fun!

In our science class, we have this shower thingy in the corner of the room in case you catch fire or a chemical starts to melt your skin off.


One of my friends was curious about whether it actually worked, so he decided to ask the teacher.

Friend: Does this work?
Teacher: The last time we used it, it did, so hopefully, yes.

So my friend went over to the shower thingamabob, and...

Lab Report

Question: Does it work?

Procedure:
1. Pull the lever.
2. Observe.

Results: Water came out.
Conclusion: It works.

Next Question: Where's the mop?



SCIENCE IS FUN! :)

Skip School Day in School

According to Facebook, today is International Skip School Day. Well, here I am in school, in science class, watching videos of DNA being extracted from King Tut's bone and learning about the Andromeda Galaxy or something like that.

I'm kind of bored. The fun part of my brain has gone on a trip to Uranus, and I'm not expecting it to come back until I get home.

Let me just say a short "sorry" to my science teacher. It wasn't that the class was boring. It was that I was tired.


This is pretty much what the class looks like. For some reason, I ended up drawing most people with an evil look. For anyone who knows it, it reminds me of Death Note.

For the people I drew in the picture without permission, I'm very sorry. If it offended you, please tell me, and I will replace your face with an egg or something.
Happy International Skip School Day. :)

Top 5 Freak Me Out's

The top five things that freaks me out. I'm just putting what comes up to my mind.


5. Clowns

Like seriously, what is it with clowns? It's not that they're scary, just that they freak me out (especially when they have this broad smile with no laugh or noise whatsoever).


4. Zombies

Let me explain why they freak me out. It all started on May 17th of 2009, when I was walking down a dark street...
I'm just messing around. I'm just saying they would freak me out if they existed. I mean, walking dead. Dead people walking. (And they bite.) Eek.


3. Mosquitoes

They fly, land, and bite. It itches, you scratch, and it's annoying. Oh, please, keep thy foul creature away from me.


2. Homework that's due tomorrow

No explanation needed, really.






1. The fact that probably nobody is reading this after I wasted 30 minutes of my life doing this.

Noooooooooo...

It's more of a 'sad' and not a 'freaky', but yes, it's freaky.

I sometimes have the feeling I'm just talking to myself, which I probably am. Boohoo.


So anyways, that's it and... bye I guess? :)

My Files!

So it all started like this. This guy wanted me to lend him my USB hard drive, because he wanted this game really badly. I decided to be kind and lent him my USB. OK. Good until now. So he saved the game into his computer and gave the USB back to me. Still good.

So he said thank you and was leaving the house, when he turned around and started:
"Oh yeah, by the way... Um... You see, I...

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'The Wrath of the P*ssed Asian' Skill has been used.

How exactly do you "accidentally" delete them?

Don't worry, the guy wasn't killed.

Peace. :)

Amazon Trip

You see, I went to the Amazons for seven days at the end of January this year. It was fun, I guess. It was a week of unique experiences and...pain.




The trip was actually good in terms of where we slept, food, and safety. The activities were fun, and I had a good time with my friends.



We went canoeing, kayaking, canopy, etc. We even saw dolphins! :D
Yet, the trip sucked in many ways too.
1. The bathrooms didn't have a roof and was missing a wall. One of my friends had to take a leak at night, and unfortunate for him, it was raining. He did take care of it somehow. I don't know how.
2. When it wasn't raining, the sun was so strong that we would be sweating like waterfalls. Well, these were not as bad as the third.
3. MOSQUITO BITES. They bite you all over your body. They ignore the repellent. They were [insert bad word here]ing annoying. The trip was 7 days, the suffering lasted 20.

It was a 'once-in-a-lifetime' experience, but if I were asked to go there again, my answer would probably be... um... well...
NO.

Grammar Mistakes

Before anything, let me tell you some things.
I go to an international school in Colombia. No, I'm not a drug dealer you ignorants. Anyways, we take our classes in English. Well, so you see, there's this other Asian in our school who has been here about 2 more years than I have. So logically, he should be better than me at English. Well, guess what? He's not exactly the best at it. He sucks. (No offense of course.)
Let's just say he makes averagely 7 grammatical mistakes in a sentence. Here's an example of his poor grammar.

Let's just say he makes all kinds of mistakes.
(i.e. I did gave you the book! , He has a lot of moneys. , etc.)

I don't know if it's just me, but it's quite annoying. Yes, I'm weird.

Ruined Day :(

Today, I came back from school and "tried" to finish all my homework early, so that I could chill the rest of the day. So I finished my English homework, and I thought I was done with everything.

But then, this guy had to call me and tell me bad news.

Guy: I just finished English. You?
Me: Woah~ Me too! Hi-five!
Guy: And... Did you do science? The news article?
Me: Huh? Science? Um... Uh...

Well, the homework wasn't long or hard, but it was very very very [insert bad word here]ing annoying and...
...it just ruins your day.
Ugh. Does it ever happen to you?

Bored...

Ok... Let's start with how it's a friday.
Yes, it's a friday. WOOHOO!

Well...thats what I thought until I began becoming immensely bored. So I started randomly surfing through the internet. And guess what? I found out that giraffes live about 25 years. You learn something everyday. Hehe. Maybe tall people don't live as long as the midgets. I'm just saying. (No offense taken to tall people of course.)

Nothing else to talk about. That pretty much covers up all the interesting things that has happened today.

For anyone who is reading this, good night, and enjoy the rest of your Friday. :)

Welcome!

Yay! First blog post. For anyone who are too stupid to notice,
that little dude up there is me.

While you're here, please feel free to:
1. Chill.
2. Relax.
3. Chillax.

And please... ...no birds allowed...
...except if they are lovebirds. Lovebirds are awesome.