Showing posts with label homework. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homework. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Technology Kills

Hello!!
It's November and our year is almost over.

It seems like yesterday when we couldn't believe it was 2010, but guess what? 2011 is coming up. (and of course, after that would be 2012 and the end of the world.)

So anyways, Halloween was fun.
Believe it or not, I went trick or treating.
Yes, I know, I'm Asian.
No, you're never to old to go trick or treating.

I dressed up as a hippie, and I was probably the first Korean hippie in the history of mankind (and hippies).


Since I ran out of things to say about Halloween, I'll now talk about the relation between homework and technology. (Yes, I know. Awkward transition.)

Don't you hate it when you're trying to do homework and... OMG! A Frontbook notification!
After about one hour of meaningless Frontbook surfing, you try to resume homework, when your friend starts chatting with you. You start chatting for approximately two more hours, usually about funny videos or crushes.
Finally, you can finish that homework, but no. MeTube videos have distracted you, and you start watching videos, going from related video to related video. After another hour of 'just one more video', you try to do your homework, but your sleepiness overwhelms you, and you decide to do your homework the next day in school.

Oh, and you never finish that homework.


Technology is the ultimate distraction.

Believe it or not, SkyNet from the Terminator series is real. Technology is already dominating and controlling human beings by giving them ADHD (or something of the sort). But then, we can't remove the technology from our lives either. Imagine a life without viral videos, field trip photos, and random gossip about teenage vampires and British wizards. I personally would go crazy after a week without the internet. The destruction of the internet would lead to the end of the world.

Technology kills. (I love it)
Now we know what will happen in 2012.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I Forgot

I was going to write a post about something.
Then I forgot. So I'm writing this instead.


I seriously have a memory issue. I always forget things I was going to say. I always end up saying 'never mind' or 'I forgot'.

I think I have a screwed up short-term memory system. I forget to close my front door, I look for something already in my hand, I forget names, I forget the most important homeworks, and I even forget important parties or events on the next day. I lose my cellphone, I lose my wallet, I lose things and can' find it (only to find it when I don't need it anymore), I forget my lock's password, I forget my computer's password, I forget people's birthdays, and I forget what I said seven seconds ago.

Here's a fresh example from today:
Me: I'm so happy! I did all my homework!
Friend: Did you do the music project?
Me: What music proje- Oh no.
Friend: You didn't do it? It's for today!
Me: Oh (insert synonym for excrement here)!
Friend: I didn't do it either.

So we spent our lunch time doing the project.
Turns out it was for the day after tomorrow.
Then it was extended for 2 weeks later. *sigh*



If anyone sees a lost Asian in the middle of nowhere, it's me.
Please contact me if anyone sees a lost 'me'.

Oh, and- I forgot.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Sundays

Sundays. Agh. Sundays. Ugh. Sundays.
I don't like Sundays. Why? Sunday is the day when you have to do all your homework for the next day. Although you rest, you spend the day under pressure. Even if you don't have homework, the fact that you go to school the next day (and that a new week is starting) is depressing to think about.



Just like that. It's like waiting for your execution day. It's inevitable, and you know that it is. This all started when someone decided to invent homework. I mean, school itself is enough, right? Homework should be banned. For the sake of earth's trees and people.

RAWWWRRRRRRRRRGHHHHNGGGOOOOOOOHH

Anyways, back to Sundays. In the Bible, it is said that God rested on the seventh day, now known as 'Sunday'. Well, you see, we don't rest on Sundays at all. We stay home doing homework. No, I'm not one of the people that do their homework after getting back from school on Friday. Nope, I don't plan on being one either.

Conclusion: Less homework, please?

Haha. It's cool how I started with Sundays and ended up with homework.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Ruined Day :(

Today, I came back from school and "tried" to finish all my homework early, so that I could chill the rest of the day. So I finished my English homework, and I thought I was done with everything.

But then, this guy had to call me and tell me bad news.

Guy: I just finished English. You?
Me: Woah~ Me too! Hi-five!
Guy: And... Did you do science? The news article?
Me: Huh? Science? Um... Uh...


Well, the homework wasn't long or hard, but it was very very very [insert bad word here]ing annoying and...
...it just ruins your day.
Ugh. Does it ever happen to you?