Otis Pelotis

Here, there's a game that we do between friends.
It's called the 'Otis Pelotis'. How do you play it?
Whenever two or more friends are inside an elevator with you, as soon as the elevator door closes, you must touch the ceiling as fast as you can, and the person last to touch it gets their testicles hit. Scientifically speaking, you get castrated. Not good.
The thing with this game is that there is no warning. There's no warning to the beginning of the game nor to the castration.


So the first time I experienced this, I didn't know what it was. When the elevator door closed, my friends just jumped up, touched the ceiling, and...



※ Warning: Extreme graphic violent content ahead. If you do not like blood and gore, do not scroll down. Not recommended for female people. If you still want to see me get castrated, go on. Scroll down.
I am not responsible for any mental damage or seizures.

WTF?!

* What the fudge

Now, I'm scared to go in elevators with my friends...
But I'm not the only one that always gets hit now. Hehe.

Science is Fun!

In our science class, we have this shower thingy in the corner of the room in case you catch fire or a chemical starts to melt your skin off.


One of my friends was curious about whether it actually worked, so he decided to ask the teacher.

Friend: Does this work?
Teacher: The last time we used it, it did, so hopefully, yes.

So my friend went over to the shower thingamabob, and...

Lab Report

Question: Does it work?

Procedure:
1. Pull the lever.
2. Observe.

Results: Water came out.
Conclusion: It works.

Next Question: Where's the mop?



SCIENCE IS FUN! :)